Eu queria um Ferrari amarelo - Acto I

Eu queria um Ferrari amarelo, eu queria um Ferrari amarelo, eu queria uma televisão de 75 polegadas, eu queria um telemóvel, eu queria qualquer coisa que me fosse dada, vá lá não há ninguém? Pai Natal? Menino Jesus? Alguma loja? Alguém?
Vá lá, se me derem eu depois digo aqui qualquer coisinha, a marca, modelo, onde se vende, quanto é que custa, tudo, é só dizer.

Ou como dizia Janis Joplin:

Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
Oh lord won't you buy me a color TV.
Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until 3.
So oh lord won't you buy me a color TV.
Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town.
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town.
Everybody, Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.